I bought this thinking, “Nice, I’ll get some exercise.”
What I got instead:
A rocket with pedals
A new personality
The sudden urge to say “hold on, let me show you something”
This thing has a 2000W peak motor and can hit around 32 MPH, which is basically jogging… if jogging meant teleporting
First ride:
Gently tapped the throttle
Bike said “we don’t do gentle here”
I reconsidered my entire life insurance situation
Assembly:
Surprisingly easy
Came mostly pre-assembled (thank you 🙏)
I finished it and immediately felt like a certified mechanic
And riding it?
Absolutely ridiculous in the best way.
The fat tires and suspension make it smooth over bumps, dirt, gravel—basically anything except my bad decisions
Things I’ve noticed:
Hills? Not real anymore
Wind? Constant companion
Me? Smiling like an idiot the entire time
Unexpected side effects:
Neighbors staring as I casually zoom by
Saying “it’s technically still a bike” to justify everything
Friends suddenly wanting to “try it real quick” (they won’t give it back)
Also:
Has multiple riding modes, so you can pretend you’re being responsible
LCD display makes you feel like you’re piloting something important
Final verdict:
If you want something easy to assemble, insanely fun to ride, and slightly dangerous to your ego… this thing delivers.
This is not just a bike. This is a personality upgrade with wheels.
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